Harry Potter Fans? What would be the worst possible ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

Question

Harry Potter Fans? What would be the worst possible ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?
In other words What are some funny alternate endings you can think of?

Answer

You know, your ending was told to me about years ago from one of my brothers friends! How coincidental? He told me that in the last book, Harry would wake up and realise it had all been a dream! The only added feature was that he had two best friends called Ron and Hermione. Baha!brbrAnyway, I LOVE your ending! And could you imagine if Jo ACTUALLY wrote that? My God, the uproar it would cause...brbrWell, I always thought the worst ending would be if the trio suddenly found out that Voldemort actually had an evil twin brother and, two years after the Battle of Hogwarts... Harry, Hermione and Ron discovered that it was actually the evil twin who Voldemort had used as a decoy that had been killed by Harry. The idea edited itself in my mind a lot since finishing Deathly Hallows on that evening in ... I invented it so that the REAL Voldemort was the one who thought he triumphed over Harry in the forest, however in the uproar that followed the announcement of Harry death and Nevilles head on fire, Voldemort SWITCHED himself with his evil twin fearing that he had, again, not succeeded in killing Harry for the four hundredth time. And then, of course, when everyones guard was down and he was sure that everyone thought he was dead... the real Voldemort would come out of hiding in Albania and finish Harry off again.brbrHOWEVERbrbrI was hoping that, in the epilogue, one of the trios kids would push Scorpius Malfoy onto the tracks right before the Hogwarts Express rolled in.brbrWell, not that thats the worst ending!